Gottcha

To my dismay I found out the bad way how some cops can be such a doosh bag. Pardon my speech for a second and work with me people. It took place yesterday not far from home only eight lousy miles away. A police officer happily pulled me over and announced that my car would be held hostage due to the fact my plates were running up with no insurance. What the hell Oooooo was going on, I don't know but I plead my case and politely and most sophisticatedly handed over my insurance card and licensee. As he walked away I pulled my mirror down not to check him out as he walked away but to pucker up these lips and make the first application of lip gloss. Hate to say it ladies but it didn't work. Mr. Officer came back and assured me that I wouldn't be arrested but my car was going into the slammer. I do have insurance but just switched over to a different carrier. The paper work was nice and settled on my side door pocket but he didn't care. My children were left waiting for me out side in the cold but did he care ohhhh no he didn't. Thank goodness for kind neighbors is all I have to say.


Don't you think he could have been a bit more understanding and just give me a ticket. This mean soul took my plates and there I was with over 20 bags of Christmas shopping bags on a lonely street in the frigid cold. I really hope this man does not get much on Christmas. So to Mr. Scrooge here's a flip of the ol bird to you. Don't worry I'm not the least bitter.


I have friends who are officers and they say this man was a tad bit too much. I love men in a uniform but he’s scratched off that list for sure.  So what do you think?